Sip of Hooch Flask

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Keep a bit of your favorite beverage with you at all times with this unique flask designed by the artists at Trixie & Milo. 


  • 100% lead-free, food-grade stainless steel
  • Design printed on high-quality vinyl that is water-proof and alcohol-proof
  • Measurements: 3.75" x 5.75"
  • Attached screw-down cap
  • Holds 8 oz. of fluid

Text on the front of the flask reads:

Have a sip of hooch! Warning: may cause other people to appear more attractive than they actually are. Drinking "Hooch" has been shown to impair judgement in laboratory animals and drunken fools. May cause sudden feelings of well-being, love, & even invincibility. May cause an inflated sense of the importance of your own views and opinions. Drinking "Hooch" may lead to short term relationship problems, and even provoke an a**-whooping or two. Drinking "Hooch" does NOT give you any special powers. Persons drinking "Hooch" CANNOT fly or read peoples minds. Gambling while drinking "Hooch" is not recommended. Does not cure balding, remove love handles, cellulite, or correct bad wardrobe decisions. The makers of "Hooch" are not responsible for any dumb-a** decisions, or actions you might take after drinking this product. Always drink responsibly. 

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